Scooby's mullet.

So remember how Crowbar got a Chia Pet for Christmas?

We set him up a week or so ago:

Aww. Look at the children smearing slimy goo all over Scooby.

And he's now started sprouting hair. Sadly, it's not filling in as nicely as one would hope.

Ruh-roh!

Sorry, Scoob. Didn't mean to give you a mullet.

And the craziest thing is that the grass grows in the direction of the nearest window. So up close, it looks like his mullet is blowing in the wind.