I wish

Yesterday I stayed home from work because I wasn't feeling well. But, I still had to get the kids off to school and daycare.

So when I went in to wake up the girls, instead of being showered and having my make up on, I was still in my PJs, looking like Death.

Groggily, Mad Dog rubbed her eyes and took me in.

"I'm sick," I said.

Seeing my pimple-filled, make-upless face, she asked,

"Do you have chicken pox?"

I wish.