As you may recall from last year, The Deuce's list was dominated by high-end electronics and stuff hawked by Billy Mays (rest in peace). This year, her list is again the big winner in terms of sheer volume (a page and a half, single-spaced) and originality.
This year, I had no idea that when we watched The Addams Family movie for Halloween, that it would influence her Christmas list two months later. Obsessed with Wednesday Adams, Deuce has taken a liking to all things "goth." The girl has denounced the color pink and has plans to dye her hair black just as soon as I'll let her. (Read: never.)
So, without further ado, here are the highlights from Deuce's Christmas list, exactly as written, though I've bulleted it for your ease of reading. I was pleased to see that I've not totally lost her to the occult quite yet... all the i's are dotted with little circles -- cute as a button!)
- Barbie Dolled up nails
- My Sims Agents (NDS)
- A Saint Bernard WebKinz
- Gothic clothes
- Big black boots
- Gothic make up
- A black cellphone
- Black hair Die
- A trip to Hollywood
- Lilly the Cuddling Kitty
- Goth dangaly earings
- Gothic hats gloves and coats
- Gothic shoes
- A black kitten
- A cable box
- A black collar for my kitten or poodle (flee colar)
- A DVD player
- A soft football
- A black bed for my kitten or poodle
- A bunch of long sleeve dresses
- A bunch of black tights
- Hallaween decrations
- Littlest Pet Shop Friends video game
- A bunch of short sleved dresses
- A mansion
- A stuffed animal
- A punching bag
- Sorry Sliders board game
- A fish
- A 40 inch flat screen TV
- Bop-It
- A real disco ball
- Gothic cloths for my barbie dolls
- Barbie dolls with black hair
- Black sweat bands
- A black camera
- A black robe with a hood
- A belt
- A black notebook
- A black kitted blanket by mom (knitted)
- black nail polish
- A video box
- Black bedding
- A tralanchala
- Easy Bake frosting pen
I can guarantee you there will not be a big, hairy spider under our tree this year. Nor will there be a black robe with a hood. But, I may throw her a bone though and get the nail polish.
We'll see.
2 comments:
Yikes! Remember if it happens it's just a stage. Remember Joel's orange afro and my brother Pete's dog collar days. It all works out in the end!
It's funny. She's 9 and can't decide if she'd rather be big or small. One minute she'll throw teenage-worthy attitude and the next, she'll ask to sit on my lap.
Last night I was informed that noboby says, "totally" anymore and to please stop. At least in front of her friends.
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