The Pie Shark

I haven't written anything here for a while because I've been a little distracted.

Uh, actually, a lot distracted.

Ever since the Fouth of July, I've been obsessed with pie. And with totally dominating my local pie baking contest next year.

On July 5, I set out on a mission: To learn the art of baking the perfect pie and to enter and win my community's Fourth of July pie contest -- defeating local bakers who have had a lock on this thing for decades.

And, of course, I'm documenting this journey over here, on The Pie Shark.

Yeah, that's me, The Pie Shark.

And never mind the fact that I've never previously rolled my own pie crust -- I intend to use this year to train to make pie, the same way an elite athelete trains for a marathon.

With ninja-like focus, I can do this.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The Pie Shark!

2 comments:

Suburban Kamikaze said...

Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen... I am shaking in my pie pans over here. And I don't even make pie.

SK

Jess said...

SK, you have nothing to fear.

That is, unless you plan on entering the same pie baking contest.

In which case you will be destroyed.